A is for Aeris, lost in disc one. B is for Barret, whose arm is a gun. C is for Cloud, whose mind tends to drift. D is for Dyne, who jumped off of a cliff. E is for Elmyra, the heartbroken mother. F is for Forgotten City, a place like no other. G is for Godo, who’s at best a drip. H is for Highwind, both pilot and ship. I is for Ifalna, who in Midgar dies. J is for Jenova, calamity from the skies. K is for Kisaragi, Wutai’s ruling head. L is for Lucrecia, who’s better off dead. M is for Mako, the condensed source of life. N is for Nibelheim, home of Lockhart and Strife. O is for Omnislash, which hits rather hard. P is for Palmer, the fat sack of lard. Q is for Quadra, which times magic by four. R is for Reeve, both a coward and bore. S is for Sephiroth, a deluded madman. T is for Tifa, whose bosom was grand. U is for Ultima, not one weapon, but two. V is for Vincent, with a past fit to rue. W is for WEAPON, awoken from slumber. X is for XIII, Nanaki’s unfortunate number. Y is for Yuffie, who cheats, steals, and lies. Z is for Zack, who on behalf of Cloud, dies.